November 2010
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August 2010
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Anonymous asked: Whats your real name bro? :D
And have you found out who this Tarun kumar dude is yet?? XD XD
And have you found out who this Tarun kumar dude is yet?? XD XD
July 2010
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Inception - Analysis and Interpretation
SPOILER ALERT: If you still need one, then you sir, are pitiful. No, don’t just sit there and look for a Cam rip, get off your ass and go watch it. If it’s not playing in your town, move. If your friends won’t come with you because it’s too high-concept, then ditch them. If you are 4 years-old, well… I guess then none of these words make sense to you anyway....
June 2010
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Don't try this at Home
WWF/E, back in the Attitude Era of the 90s and early 00s was stuff of legend. Many afternoons were spent glued to the telly watching Raw and later, Smackdown. I watched the sidey shows Metal, Superstars, Velocity, Heat etc. and even the recaps on Livewire, Afterburn, Bottomline. Puberty was hit when Trish Stratus walked out in tight spandex. Adrenaline pumped as Mick Foley was thrown off the top...
Silence, I kill you.
A strange phone call compelled me to write this out. This evening, a friend called me up to figure out plans for the weekend. Now generally, you wouldn’t mistake this guy for an idiot. That is until he cut me off mid-sentence and said, “Oye! Aaj Michael Jackson mara tha, ek saal pehle. Chal lets do a few moments of silence yaar.” And then he didn’t talk for a minute. Or so...
The CUSAT Rant →
Tumblr won’t allow me to post this directly for some reason. Hosted on Facebook Notes.
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She Left Me Alone
I was truly surprised by those pictures of rapper 50 Cent after he lost truckloads of weight for an upcoming movie role. What I did not know however, was that the dramatic weight loss would affect his rapping skills like so.
There are few things as delightful as chancing upon gold unexpectedly. While finding this video on my Twitter timeline (via @SahilRiz) doesn’t come anywhere close to the...
“When you see bright flashes before your eyes and your legs become like noodles,...”
– Dad, on the first day I chose to jog with him.
May 2010
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“This is the first funeral I’d been to in a long time that did not take...”
– Foxxy Love, Drawn Together (The series is full of such lulz)
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Putting the O in OS
Dated: Jan 22, 2009
One of the fondest memories of an otherwise fuckall period of life.
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Normal boring day at college, normal boring drag that defines an OS lecture, and then suddenly this happens… “So.. ehh.. yoo all boys is heer todeyy gud gudd.. todey topic is: Alghorhythms fore Mammary Allokeshan” *collective groan and mild...
Ye Olde Pulp Fiction
My favourite scene from the movie in Old English
My pardon; did I break thy concentration? Continue! Ah, but now thy tongue is still. Allow me then to offer a response. Describe Marsellus Wallace to me, pray. What? What country dost thou hail from? What? How passing strange, for I have traveled far, and never have I heard tell of this What. What language speak they in the land of What? ...
Things I Learned from 3 Idiots →
Yet another Facebook note dated Jan 21, 2010 summarising my frustrations about the movie in a write-up panned by sheep.
IMDb Top 40 Pornos
Inspired by that scene from Zack and Miri The Porno Versions of the IMDb Top 40 movies 1. The Shawshank Penetration 2. “God! Father!” 3. “God! Father!” (Parts Two) 4. The Good, The Bed and The Ugly 5. Pulp Friction 6. Schindler’s Fist 7. 12 Horny Men 8. One Blew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest 9. The Dark Nights 10. Star Whores - Episode V: The Empire Strikes...
Chat phrases that Jesus invented →
Dated: May 1, 2009
The day I confirmed my ticket to hell with this pointless blasphemy.
(It’s a Facebook note)
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Anvin
Dated: Jan 19, 2010
I thought generosity was dead as I smiled back and hitchhiked a ride on the stranger’s bike. He had voluntarily stopped it in front of me as I was waiting for an auto and offered to drop me at the stand. The guy had a helmet on so I couldn’t see if he had rape in his eyes and on his mind. Yes, rape. Word around the place was that quite so similarily, young, nubile...
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Radiohead - Everything In Its Right Place
Mind...